You can never truly know a person until you’ve watched them try to assemble an Ikea wardrobe at 9pm on a Tuesday.
It always starts with such optimism. You’ve seen the shiny picture in the showroom. You’re a wizard with an Allen key so there's no need for the instructions. Heck, this will only take 20 minutes.
Some hours later, you emerge red-faced and furious with three mystery screws and a deep sense of regret.